List of Figures

5.1 Talking About Dead Volkers
A.1 Christmas Tree Stand Using a Dead Volker
A.2 Generic Volker Packaging
A.3 RFD Mailbox Base Using a Dead Volker
A.4 Using a Dead Volker as a Wood Stringer
A.5 Using a Volker as a Thrust Reverser
A.6 Blow-in Doors on a Turbofan Engine
A.7 Potential VASI Layout on a Non-precision Instrument Runway
A.8 Potential VASI Layout With a Volker on a Visual Runway
C.1 Antenna Base Using a Dead Volker
C.2 Volker Used As Materials Hopper In Injection Molding
D.1 The Society to Keep and Preserve Volker-Craigs
D.2 Rivina Normal Day on The Dark Side BBS Warning Order
D.3 Rivina Normal Day on The Dark Side BBS
D.4 Rivina Normal Day on TresAngle BBS Warning Order
D.5 Rivina Normal Day on TresAngle BBS
D.6 Rivina Reverts To His Usual Self on TresAngle BBS
D.7 A Curtis Strange Day Post
D.8 Rivina Normal Day on UB’s BULLETIN Beachboard Folder
D.9 Another Rivina Normal Day on UB’s BULLETIN Beachboard Folder
D.10 Another Rivina Normal Day on UB’s BULLETIN Beachboard Folder
D.11 Another Rivina Normal Day on UB’s BULLETIN Beachboard Folder
D.12 Another Rivina Normal Day on UB’s BULLETIN Beachboard Folder
D.13 Another Rivina Normal Day on UB’s BULLETIN Beachboard Folder, Part 2
D.14 Policies Regarding Future Rivina Normal Days on UB’s BULLETIN Beachboard
D.15 Getting Gleepy To Do a Curtis Strange Day
D.16 Example of Rivina’s Normal Post Style Praising Volkers
D.17 The Queen Of Sheba Warning Order
D.18 The Queen Of Sheba Posting
D.19 The Queen Of Sheba Retraction
D.20 Rivina Uses EVE on a VT-320 Terminal
D.21 Rivina Talks About Programming on a Volker
E.1 Perl script used to make the blow-in doors